Showing posts with label DBites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DBites. Show all posts
Thursday, 18 August 2011
People are Corporations, My Friend
Maybe RomneyCorp would be more human if he were less incorporated.
Sunday, 7 August 2011
Tax Reform for the 1,400-odd Millionaires Who Didn't Pay Taxes
Pay your fair share.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
I don't understand why, but...
Republicans hate your Grandma.
Labels:
DBites,
Health Care Reform,
Medicare,
Republicans,
Social Security
Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Palin's Common Sense Conservatives
If Sarah Palin represents a "common sense" approach to government, I vote for using experts.
Labels:
Candidates,
Common Sense,
Conservatives,
DBites,
Palin
Monday, 30 May 2011
Potentates of Vassal States
I'm tired of tin-pot dictators and Republican governors loudly declaring that our President has arrogantly ignored their state's sovereignty, before demanding another huge US government hand-out.
Sunday, 29 May 2011
In addition to Medicare...
I will give you my Social Security when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Why requiring a photo ID at the voting booth is irrelevant
An absentee ballot doesn't care what the color of your skin is.
Labels:
DBites,
Race,
Right-Wing Social Engineering,
Voting
Saturday, 28 May 2011
Right-Wing Social Engineering IV: Voter Identification and the Poll Tax
Requiring registered voters to spend $20 to obtain a picture ID from an unrelated government agency is a poll tax.
Labels:
Constitution,
DBites,
Race,
Right-Wing Social Engineering,
Voting
The Governor of Oz
Rick Perry, the Governor of Oz and bouffant afficionado, makes Sarah Palin look like the Glinda, Good Witch of the North.
Tuesday, 24 May 2011
Repeat after me...
He is a Borrow and Spend Republican...Borrow and Spend Republican...Borrow and Spend Republican...
Monday, 23 May 2011
Heresy
Ultimately, every moderate Republican will be burned at the stake for political heresy.
We few, we happy few, we band of birthers...
In light of the publishing of long-form birth certificate by the President last month, I would like each Republican candidate to answer the following question with a simple "yes" or "no":
Will you now admit that the President is as American as you are and renounce the "birther" movement and all their works?
Will you now admit that the President is as American as you are and renounce the "birther" movement and all their works?
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Right-Wing Social Engineering III: Seizing Power from Local Government
Seizing power from elected local governments to hand it over to unelected bureaucrats is Right-Wing Social Engineering.
And probably unconstitutional. So much for the Founding Fathers.
And probably unconstitutional. So much for the Founding Fathers.
Right-Wing Social Engineering II: Cutting Funding to Public Education
Cutting funding to public schools and state universities is Right-Wing Social Engineering.
Labels:
DBites,
Education,
Right-Wing Social Engineering
Friday, 20 May 2011
Romneycare Rocks! Part II
If Mitt really believes that health care reform should not be handled by the federal government, then I would prefer him to be a candidate for governor of my state and not President of the United States.
Gun Control and Marksmanship
If you need an AK-47 to get your deer, then you're a lousy shot who shouldn't be in the woods in the first place.
Thursday, 19 May 2011
Right-Wing Social Engineering I: Preventing Same Sex Marriage
Preventing the recognition of same sex marriage is Right-Wing Social Engineering.
Join our farm, Comrade!
If universal health care is a form of socialism, then so are farm subsidies.
Tuesday, 17 May 2011
The Morality of Newt: the Seventh and Tenth Commandments
Mr. Gingrich says he is a Christian. I take him at his word.
Speaking of other things...
If you aren't talking about the Department of Defence, you aren't talking about balancing the budget.
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