Showing posts with label DBites. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DBites. Show all posts

Thursday, 18 August 2011

People are Corporations, My Friend

Maybe RomneyCorp would be more human if he were less incorporated.

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Palin's Common Sense Conservatives

If Sarah Palin represents a "common sense" approach to government, I vote for using experts.

Monday, 30 May 2011

Potentates of Vassal States

I'm tired of tin-pot dictators and Republican governors loudly declaring that our President has arrogantly ignored their state's sovereignty, before demanding another huge US government hand-out.  

Sunday, 29 May 2011

In addition to Medicare...

I will give you my Social Security when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Why requiring a photo ID at the voting booth is irrelevant

An absentee ballot doesn't care what the color of your skin is.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

Right-Wing Social Engineering IV: Voter Identification and the Poll Tax

Requiring registered voters to spend $20 to obtain a picture ID from an unrelated government agency is a poll tax.

The Governor of Oz

Rick Perry, the Governor of Oz and bouffant afficionado, makes Sarah Palin look like the Glinda, Good Witch of the North.

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Repeat after me...

He is a Borrow and Spend Republican...Borrow and Spend Republican...Borrow and Spend Republican...

Monday, 23 May 2011

Heresy

Ultimately, every moderate Republican will be burned at the stake for political heresy.

We few, we happy few, we band of birthers...

In light of the publishing of long-form birth certificate by the President last month, I would like each Republican candidate to answer the following question with a simple "yes" or "no":

Will you now admit that the President is as American as you are and renounce the "birther" movement and all their works? 

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Right-Wing Social Engineering III: Seizing Power from Local Government

Seizing power from elected local governments to hand it over to unelected bureaucrats is Right-Wing Social Engineering.  


And probably unconstitutional.  So much for the Founding Fathers.

Right-Wing Social Engineering II: Cutting Funding to Public Education

Cutting funding to public schools and state universities is Right-Wing Social Engineering.

Friday, 20 May 2011

Romneycare Rocks! Part II

If Mitt really believes that health care reform should not be handled by the federal government, then I would prefer him to be a candidate for governor of my state and not President of the United States.

Gun Control and Marksmanship

If you need an AK-47 to get your deer, then you're a lousy shot who shouldn't be in the woods in the first place.

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Right-Wing Social Engineering I: Preventing Same Sex Marriage

Preventing the recognition of same sex marriage is Right-Wing Social Engineering.

Join our farm, Comrade!

If universal health care is a form of socialism, then so are farm subsidies.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

The Morality of Newt: the Seventh and Tenth Commandments

Mr. Gingrich says he is a Christian.  I take him at his word.

Speaking of other things...

If you aren't talking about the Department of Defence, you aren't talking about balancing the budget.