Dem Bites Dog
Friday 19 August 2011
A camel walks through the eye of the needle.
"My friends and I have been coddled long enough by a billionaire-friendly Congress. It’s time for our government to get serious about shared sacrifice." --Warren Buffett
Thursday 18 August 2011
People are Corporations, My Friend
Maybe RomneyCorp would be more human if he were less incorporated.
Wednesday 17 August 2011
Almost an Asshole
Rick Perry said Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Ben Bernanke, would be "almost treasonous" if the Fed released more money.
Sunday 7 August 2011
Tax Reform for the 1,400-odd Millionaires Who Didn't Pay Taxes
Pay your fair share.
Monday 20 June 2011
Michele Bachmann's Spam
"I hate Pork! Where's my farm subsidy check?!"
Labels:
Bachmann,
Balancing the Budget,
Big Government,
Logic,
Pork
Saturday 18 June 2011
You Ain't My Constit'ency?--Mitt and Choice
Mitt continues to make his nomination more and more unlikely, this time by refusing to sign a pro-life pledge when most of the other GOP candidates have, alienating the GOP. Sometimes, I wonder if he understands the GOP nomination process.
Thursday 9 June 2011
The Courage of Santorum--Choosing Your Enemies
The first liberal heavyweight Rick Santorum chose to engage in debate as a new GOP Presidential candidate...Miley Cirus. Way to set the bar high, Dick.
The Morality of Newt: Why has thou forsaken me?
Newt's senior campaign staff just resigned en masse.
Wednesday 8 June 2011
Say No to VoucherCare!
It's just another Republican-orchestrated government bailout of the medical insurance industry.
Monday 6 June 2011
Weiner now a Democrat with Apologies
Rep. Weiner was forced to issue an apology today. And I was forced to remove him from the "Democrats without Apologies" page.
Guys, a quick note-- it really pisses off the Progressive Grassroots when you give the Republicans all the ammunition they need to keep their little media circus going and our substantive issues out of the spotlight.
I suggest that the DCCC have some remedial training for all Congressmen, explaining the difference between the US House of Representatives and Jersey Shore.
It was and is a amateur, rookie mistake. Dumb sumbitch. Grow the f*** up.
Sigh.
Sunday 5 June 2011
Or possibly an extreme excess of hyperbole emergency in the GOP...
"We have a severe deficiency of leadership crisis in the White House."--Herman Cain.
Saturday 4 June 2011
The Courage of Santorum--A New Campaign Slogan
Courage.*
*to not use the works of Langston Hughes for your campaign slogan
*to not use the works of Langston Hughes for your campaign slogan
Friday 3 June 2011
You Ain't My Constit'ency?--Mitt and Global Warming
"I believe the world is getting warmer, and I believe that humans have contributed to that." - Mitt
Labels:
Ain't my Constit'ency,
Candidates,
Global Warming,
Mitt
Thursday 2 June 2011
I don't understand why, but...
Republicans hate your Grandma.
Labels:
DBites,
Health Care Reform,
Medicare,
Republicans,
Social Security
The Title of Governor Goodhair
Should Rick Perry, Mitt Romney or Sarah Palin hold the title of "Governor Goodhair"?
Wednesday 1 June 2011
DingDangDoo Haiku
Perry prays for rain.
An extra session for schools,
but still no funding.
An extra session for schools,
but still no funding.
The Duality of Mitt, Book IV: Choice
Old Mitt: Promised to "protect a woman's right to choose."
New Mitt: Believes that states should have the right to legislatively overturn Roe v. Wade.
New Mitt: Believes that states should have the right to legislatively overturn Roe v. Wade.
But they still won't raise taxes 3% for people earning above $250K...
Threatening to bankrupt the government if we don't take healthcare away from our grandparents is extortion. Pure and simple.
Tuesday 31 May 2011
Palin's Common Sense Conservatives
If Sarah Palin represents a "common sense" approach to government, I vote for using experts.
Labels:
Candidates,
Common Sense,
Conservatives,
DBites,
Palin
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